maybethings said: "Raven returns home to find Kiva slung over her couch, cleaning her fingernails with a dagger. "Two roaches, one centipede, and a rat," is all the elf will say. The roaches are in the bathroom, the centipede is in the bedroom (AND the kitchen), the rat somehow scrabbled its way off into the laundry basket and ALL of them have a piece of cutlery flung through their vitals."
